to have dry anal sex until the blood acts as a lubricant, then continue the act of anal sex until completion.
yeah i gave mary the ol' funnelcake last night.
#ass #anal #sex #blood #butt
by frank valente August 01, 2006
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The God of all sugary yummy confections.
Go and get me one. Now. I order you to.
by Leiko October 06, 2004
A delicious sugary cake with usually strawberries, strawberry sauce on top and the cake is actually like funnels of cake! It is very good and they sell them at many carnivals but man do they pack on the pounds.fat delicious strawberries
So I went to Paramount's Great America on friday in Santa Clara California... they had loads of funnel cakes everywhere. IT WAS AWESOME I ATE LIKE 5 BUT I GAINED 15 POUNDS =(
#funnel #cake #delicious #fat #funnelcake
by ll4m4 October 25, 2006
A pussy that has been creampied so much that it looks like the sugar coating on a funnel cake hence the name.
Toni: "You ok?"
Olivia: "Hell No! I was just funnel caked!"
Toni: "OH DAMN! better clean that out."
#pussy #creampied #funnel #cake #sugar
by SExyjesusSLA June 04, 2010
When you wet your penis, then coat it with cocaine and have a girl snort it off your dick. Multiple funnel cakes is called a carnival, and the location it takes place is called the fairgrounds.
So I got expensive blow the other night, found a cheap hooker and had her give me a funnel cake.
#coke #funnel #cake #penis #hooker
by Carnie89 June 03, 2011
Someone who succumbs to funneling.
I can say anything I wish, these readers are a bunch of funnel cakes.
by fishmonger July 28, 2005
When someone takes a funnel and shoves it down someones elses asshole and takes a shit in it. Reshit it on to a plate cover with whip cream and enjoy:)
funnel cakes are delicious.
#funnel #cake #ass #shit #hole
by Pseudonym123456789456789 February 03, 2011
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