Funky Spoon 

Slang term used most often to refer to one's dirty penis.
Made popular by the rap group Funky Spoon in 2009, on their debut album, Goin Viral.

My funky spoon does not need any other infection.

Funky Spoon by gangstagangsta247 February 22, 2009

fuckyspoon 

a spoon who lives in a dickhole and AKA grose spurn machine

oh give me my fuckyspoon bich

fuckyspoon by wyyatass October 18, 2017