look up any word, like ratchet:
A dictionary.
Person A: What does that mean?

Person B: I don't know go look it up in your funk and wagnall.
by quesodip123 November 27, 2009
A non-offensive alternative for "fucking...." such as "fucking idiot" or "fucking moron." No need for earmuffs around small children when using this substitute.
Moron: "I know what we should do! Let's go jump off a bridge into the freezing river!"

Friend: "Shut up, Funk and Wagnalls! You trying to get us all killed?!?"
by mockyeah October 28, 2009