1. A high ranking Officer (Full Bird Colonel) in the Military or member of Management who is an asshole or would be considered a piece of shit by majority vote.

2. To completely crap out, break or fail.

3. A remarkable fecal accomplishment.
1. Is that your boss, that would be he... the Full Turd Kernel himself.

2. Looks like I'm going to bed, Facebook is goin all Full Turd Kernel.

3. Damn, I just gave birth to a beast. Gotta get a snapshot of this Full Turd Kernel.
by Choobon September 09, 2009
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