by zipp06 December 6, 2010
Any kind of material that is capable of helping one fap. It could be something as simple as the sight of a camel toe or as elaborate as the viewing of a hardcore porno. Every day, we see fapping fuel, and it is our duty to make sure that we put it in our wank bank for later use.
Keith: "So, I was looking at my girlfriend's magazines while I was taking a shit and I just couldn't stop myself from stroking my cock to the sexy cover of some model in her underwear. "
Kevin: "Well I guess that's what happens when you overload on that fapping fuel. Good thing you were in the bathroom when you saw it."
Kevin: "Well I guess that's what happens when you overload on that fapping fuel. Good thing you were in the bathroom when you saw it."
by thisplacesucksass March 25, 2015
The absolute minimum amount of fuel required for an aircraft to return to an airport and conduct a safe landing.
"We are three minutes until bingo fuel. If you can't retrieve the rescue swimmer by then, we will leave him behind."
by pcbene June 30, 2017
Man Fuel is any type of liquid intoxicant (i.e. Beer/Liquor) that is ingested by the human male in order to fuel everyday activities. It also fuels ambitions to participate in activities the next day that usually don't get done. Man Fuel also inhibits an unrelentless urge for males to attempt to mate with the opposite sex many times and with as many partners throughout the period of ingesting Man Fuel.
Damn "Jim" after drinkin' that 40 ounces of Man Fuel I was able to mate with that "Lindsey" chick on the back of her car behind Burger King. Boy she really let me have it my way!!
by Michael Howell June 2, 2006
Something of an extremely disturbing nature, capable of inducing nightmares or other trauma. This is often something not meant to be disturbing. Popularized by "Mystery Science Theater 3000" and, later, James Lileks.
by Noah W. Smithee May 11, 2008
by AntiTypoPumpkin December 24, 2020
by Psychotic Science April 11, 2015