negitive fucks given

negitive fucks given is when you don't give a fuck but take it to the next level and you are past zero fucks given.

SJ: JR... you are going to be late for work.

JR: i give zero fucks... Fuck that i am beyond zero fucks!!! i have negative FUCKS given!!!! when you are beyond zero fucks you then have negative fucks given.

SJ: hahah negitive fucks given

by samuofh January 16, 2018

0 fucks given

Jane Fonda

that one text post: if you google “0 fucks given” on google, jane fonda will appear

by destielisrealmf November 9, 2019

Zero fucks given

Josh Thompson

In every single scenario, Josh Thompson has zero fucks given

by Bestington March 23, 2020

0 fucks given

Mikoto

Shelley: 0 fucks given?
Haru: Mikoto. That's Mikoto

by yatagarasu March 9, 2016

zero fucks given

phrase invented by my girl...to describe an attitude of not caring at all...same as don't give a fuck...zfg was invented recently (2015) by my girl, the licensed psychotherapist who councils and provides therapy in her private practice, helping many cope with their problems and ongoing daily stress...

that dude just cut me off, while blending into highway express lane, zero fucks given

by packinbiggie April 26, 2016

not a fuck was given

it pretty much means you do not care AT ALL....

"did you hear what the teacher said?"
"no, not a fuck was given"
"oh, okay"

by 12qw34er56ty78ui90opasdfghjkl July 27, 2014

Law of Diminishing Marginal Fucks Given

The rate at which one gives gives fewer fucks.

DMFG: G(F)={(D/S)*D{Nbar^2} -- the number of given fucks is equal to the days left in the semester times the distance from you to the nearest bar (Cornell notation replaces Nbar with NBrB)

There's an economic principle at play here. One that I think a lot of people take away from econ courses. It's called the Law of Diminishing Marginal Fucks Given (or DMFG).

by Andj87 May 4, 2016