Doing every street drug I can find is the last thing on my Fuckit List

Jane added "eating uni" to her fuckit list. "Why the hell would I want to eat something that looks like vomit," Jane said.

Lisa...oh she is definitely on my Fuckit List...im designating a beneficiary before i bang her.

I don't need to listen to "Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into My Car" again before I die. #FuckItList"

loudnyc #fuckitlist: Attending Justin Timberlake's Concert in The Front Row http://timesurl.at/25744b

TruBlondeRocker #fuckitlist: going to the no doubt reunion show.

After being left at the altar, I decided to create my "Fuck-It List," which includes the following recent revelations and activities:

You're fat and you know it.
Your baby is ugly so stop posting pictures of him on Facebook.
Your breath smells like sleep even after you brush your teeth.
When you smile, it looks like you lost your upper lip.

Also, I took a dump in my mom's toilet tank after she yelled at me for the dog hair in my house.

After I was left at the alter, I stopped caring so much about other people's feelings and started to be more honest.

I created my Fuck-It List, which included some of the following recent revelations to people:

"You're fat and you know it."
"I don't care about your stupid Facebook remarks. So you ate too much... Like I care."
"Your kid is ugly and you need to accept it."
"You smell like sleep, even after you brush your teeth."
"Your boyfriend chats on you with random people he meets on Craigslist."

Also, I took a dump in my mom's toilet tank after she yelled at me about the dog hair in my house.

dude i'm up to d with jessica on our fuck it list , so far we've done it in an aquarium, boat, church and a dressing room. i'm most exited about s if you ask me.