The way cum, vaginal fluid, and other liquids of fornication get waded up in ths sheets making little muffin like wrinkles...
"Dude, you can't sleep in my bed, there are fuck muffins all over it!"
by BIG JAMES November 27, 2004
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An exclamatory remark that one makes after making a wrong move in tetris.
"MUFFIN FUCK. I SHOULD HAVE TURNED THAT BLOCK AROUND"
by Barri the Clown December 23, 2008
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When you fuck a guy/girl with a muffin top
"Dude..I saw this bitch walking down the street and wanted to give her a Muffin Fuck Basket as a reward for being hot"
by Booface=] November 18, 2007
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When someone puts a muffin into the orifice of another person then proceeds to fuck it. This is mostly a guy on girl type situation, however I suppose we won't discriminate.
Bitch, I'm gonna Muffin fuck (the real deal) yo ass.
by B-rownie March 15, 2009
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The definition of someone who is a "Fucking Muffin" refers to someone so intolerably stupid that their brain resembles that of a muffin.
You Fucking Muffin
by Crabguysmellofcrab June 30, 2019
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