fuck yo couch nigga

when you get really mad at someone and you dont know what else to say.

i cant believe you said that.... you know what??? ugh. fuck yo couch nigga!

by ktwizzy July 24, 2008

Fucking up my couch

To negativley impact ones good time through certain actions or events.

Josh is really fucking up my couch with this country music he is playing.

by Babs49 January 30, 2009

fuck off my couch

The ultimate way to tell someone to get the fuck out and go fuck themselves for being a total asshole.
Game Ender

( At a party on a ship and gets purposely thrown overboard by someone else)
Guy who threw you: You have a nice swim?
You: FUCK OFF MY COUCH!!!!!

by Illiterate banshee March 8, 2017

Fuck Your Couch With a Passionate Love That Knows No Bounds

1. "To boldly state that one has no outward care for something that does not immediately make sense."

2."To state that another must have intercourse with their own couch whilst greatly enjoying it."

3."To not give a fuck."

"Hey Bob, did you hear about-"

"You Know what, Fuck your couch with a passionate love that knows no bounds."

"Huh?"

by Bueriahn April 8, 2012

fuck ya couch

meaning for when u dont give a fuck

fuck ya couch dick!

by Nicholas_lupton February 1, 2016