The result of an adverse situation one has encountered. Usually the result of someone elses behaviour.
Leaves you feeling as if someone has literally removed your eyeball, and inserted their genitalia into your gaping socket for their own enjoyment, with minimal concern for yourself.
You can even do this to yourself if your own behaviour warrants.
Leaves you feeling as if someone has literally removed your eyeball, and inserted their genitalia into your gaping socket for their own enjoyment, with minimal concern for yourself.
You can even do this to yourself if your own behaviour warrants.
"Adrian felt fucked in the eye by Richard"
"Gary fucked himself in the eye by not revising for his exam"
"Matthew has a habit of fucking everything in the eye"
"Gary fucked himself in the eye by not revising for his exam"
"Matthew has a habit of fucking everything in the eye"
by Gary1212 November 2, 2007
Sarah: Hey look it's that jerk who called you a slut yesterday!
Kat: Hang on, I think I have a fuck in my eye
Kat: Hang on, I think I have a fuck in my eye
by KitKat28 October 2, 2012
-guy across the room- “she has fuck me eyes, I’m so getting laid!”
-approaches female with said eyes-
-she declines him-
-approaches female with said eyes-
-she declines him-
by Robert._. November 7, 2019
by Spencer Cox September 29, 2005
A request uttered, shouted or grumbled by a pirate (or two pirates at one another) when they lusting for eye socket fornication.
"YARR, we've been out to sea far too long, and the hole in my rump has gotten all rotted up. Sickly and vile, unsuitable for penetration. So, FUCK ME EYES! YARR!"
by The MackDaddy of the Seven Sea September 14, 2009
“She looked at me with fuck me eyes.”
by Mr fuck yo bitch August 21, 2022
by Louise August 26, 2003