One who sees neither the positive nor the negative in a situation, but would rather just fuck everything.
Person 1 (Pessimist) : "This glass is half empty.."
Person 2 (Optimist) : "No, the glass is half full!"
Person 3 (Fuckamist) : "What a sexy glass, I want to fuck it."
by JohnPorter June 3, 2012
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