| 1. | Fuck Me Figuratively Up The Ass | ||
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An exclamation of extreme shock and disbelief, whether at an event or a sight being witnessed.
Can also be used when you discover someone has been fucking you over. Person 1: Holy shit! What the hell is that person doing?
Person 2: Well, fuck me figuratively up the ass, they're raping a dog. Person 1: You have a date with Sally? You know, she has a boyfriend. Person 2: Fuck me figuratively up the ass! Three months and she never said anything! |
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