First, there's nothing fruity about the Fruit Law.

It's an important principle of ghetto life that explains the certainty of final retribution after you do something stupid to someone scary.

It states: if you diss a MAN-GO, you must diss-a-PEAR.

That is, if you disrespect the wrong people and walk away without making amends, you are liable to vanish in a painful way.

Loosely based on a Vybz Kartel lyric.
Frankie: "Hey yo, heard about Little John lately? Dude owes everybody money"

Marco: "Really? His widow skipped town after his funeral"

Frankie: "Oops! Fruit Law!"
by BioHazardX October 22, 2012
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