You take a bunch of maple syrup and pour it on the victims drive way. Then you take a box of Froot Loops and pour them on the syrup. The end result is Froot Loops stuck to the drive-way of the victim. It takes alot of muscle to get off.
8th grader: "Or what?"
8th grader: "OMFG, THEY FROOT LOOPED ME!!"
8th grader: "You know! Froot Looping!"
Dad: "Clean it up asshole"