freshlete

A Freshlete is a person, who keeps to their original qualities, unimpaired by outside influences and is always striving to be fresh in every aspect of their lifestyle.

Guy 1: Did you see that dude wearin' that Mike Stud Tee?
Guy 2: yea, dude is a total freshlete. Always coppin that new swag.

freshlete by datnewnew417 November 3, 2011

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Freechless

The state of being speechless as a result of watching Fringe.

Julia, I'm Freechless.

Freechless by hoooooboi March 6, 2011

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FreshLeb

FreshLeb is the term for any chronically online Lebanese Aussie who get absolutely NO bitches and struggles to maintain more than 30 seconds of social interaction an a non receding hairline.

P1: Wow look at that 5'4 Lebanese guy over there.
P2: Yeah hes defiantly a "FreshLeb," that guy defiantly gets no bitches.

FreshLeb by VELVER44 December 24, 2022

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freshlessness

The state of feeling tremendously freshless.
The state of having lost freshness or purity.

adj. freshless
adv. freshlessly

After masturbating to gay Danish porn, I feel a certain freshlessness come over me.

Rate the freshlessness of these celebrity vaginas on a scale of 0 to 10:
- Paris Hilton
- Madonna
- Britney Spears
- Dane Cook
- Tila Tequila
- Casey Johnson

freshlessness by Spiderman33 February 25, 2010