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A very frustrating and very shitty place to be. More commonly experienced by men than women. Mostly becuase of the fact that men are comfortable with being in a relationship/fucking a friend, where women will piss and moan about not wanting to ruin a frendship, somehow overlooking the fact that guys already have friends, and so do they. Stupid bitches.
Friend zone? Man, you don't wish that shit on your WORST enemies! Thats fucked up yo.
by You don't need to know my name. February 27, 2005
 
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When a jerk with an overinflated sense of entitlement who thinks that respecting a woman gives him the right to make romantic or sexual demands of her gets his poor little feelings hurt because the woman he wants to date/romance/bone exercises HER right not to want to date/romance/bone him in return.
"You know, I thought John was a great guy until he started acting like I OWED him for being nice to me, and whined about how I'm an 'ungrateful bitch' because I put him in the 'friendzone.'"
by niceguysareamyth January 25, 2012
 
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A guy is great friends with a girl on many levels, save for anything intimate. Possibly the best 'zone' to be in, as a male.

The guy is privy to many a little known facts.

She'll give him a hug if he's down, not just because he got her flowers.

Emotional support is usually mutual, and beneficial.

Best part: You will never fight. As friends, one of you will say something silly or with innuendo, and it'll be back to normally conversation.
George: Bro, I'm so happy to be in the friendzone with Cathy.

Lucas: WTF man? That means you'll never date her or get shit!

George: Psh, I don't care. I can play games with her anytime, we joke all the time, never fight, and hang out so often!

Lucas: Man, you be tripping. If you aren't getting booty, you have no reason to be up in there.

George: Got it all wrong man, the Friendzone is the place to be.
by Alister Countel August 23, 2012
 
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The state of being denied relationship status because the other considers you a "Friend they don't want to lose". This more commonly affects men, as women get too into the friendship to consider the other in a sexual or romantic way. Men are more likely to stick it out and try and get into her pants and/or heart. Most women do it unconsciously, they like the person so much they don't want risk losing the friendship. They would also say they don't want to lose the friend as an attempt to soften the rejection.
James: "Hey I really like you, so do you want to go see a movie or something."
Mary: "I would really like that, except you're such a good friend that I can't think of you like that."
James: 'Inside of his head' "Damn, not the friend zone."
by TheJohnMonster June 18, 2012
 
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An excuse that Nice Guys use to be a prick because they can't handle rejection from women. They seem to have an aversion to friendship, seeing as they can't accept that the woman in question still wants to be their friend despite the fact that they're pretty shitty people.
They also enjoy acting like women have never been rejected before to justify their whining.
She doesn't want to date me for whatever reason but still wants to be friends?! Forget considering if I'm the problem, I'VE BEEN FRIENDZONED!!1!
by Or Not August 07, 2014
 
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Friendzone:

The friendzone is a terrifying place for young men, as it resides deep in Satan's ass crack. When a young man attempts a romantic/sexual relationship with a woman and is rejected due to her disinterest, he dramatically exclaims that he is in the friendzone. The woman insists that they are 'just friends' but the young man cannot comprehend, as the dating pool has always looked like an arcade to him, and women the machines that you insert kindness coins until sex or a relationship falls out.

Then the man blames the woman for his inability to land a date/girlfriend/someone to cradle his balls. 3 magical symbols appear, to guide him into the friendzone. First, his fedora descends from the heavens, embellished with naked ponies. Then, it starts raining Monster drink, and the man is soaked in the presence of excessive sugar and whining. Finally, he emits a warning call (most likely by trolling on Reddit) and finally the friendzone swallows him.

We are not sure what happens in the friendzone itself, but the faint echoes of "I'm a nice guy" can be heard all the way from the ass crack of Satan. It's truly a terrifying place, where one can lament about other women's shortcomings and call them "bitches, sluts and whores" when the whining just won't cut it.
Woman: "I think we should be friends."
Dudebro: "OMG I CANNO T BELIEVE THIS. I PAID FOR YOUR SHITTY ASS DINNER. I TREATED U LIKE A HUMAN BEING. H OW CAN Y OU DO THIS, HOW?"

Woman: "I'm just not interested in you."

Dudebro: "IM MELTING IM ME LTING U FRIENDZONING BITCH. THE FRIENDZONE IS IN SATAN'S ASS CRACK. THAT'S SO GAAAAYYY."
by bronybasher69 June 03, 2014
 
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The state of being a virginal, whiny manchild who believes a woman owes him sex simply because he is nice to her. This often leads to posting long e/n threads on the internet about specific women being "vapid cunts" because they'd rather have sex with someone they're actually sexually attracted to. A manchild who believes he has been "friend zoned" rarely recognizes his own faults, and instead assumes that all women are just attracted to "assholes."
"I helped Rebecca with her research project and then I invited her to play Super Smash Bros, but the vapid cunt told me she had to leave because she was going on a date with Matt. That asshole doesn't even respect women. She totally put me in the friend zone. Maybe if I continue to be nice to her she'll eventually let me have unfulfilling sex with her."
by Cosmic Snake April 03, 2014
 
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A mythical place where men claim to be when they can't get a woman they like to have sex with them. Many of them believe that being nice to a girl is pre-payment for sex, and if she rejects your advances then she's a bitch. They believe for some reason that the only reason they should be kind to a woman is so they can get into her pants.
Many of the 'friendzonees' claim to be nice gus, though really they just have a bad case of Nice Guy Syndrome, and awful disease where one believes that pretending to be your friend in order to get into your pants in a reasonable way to act. When they are rejected because they're "too nice", they bitch and moan and cry to the god of fedoras. He always concludes that women like to be treated like shit, despite the fact that he is dehumanizing them and treating them as objects to be won over by his 'niceness'.
Anna: Why do guys always assume that I owe them sex because they're nice to me?
Samantha: I don't know, Anna. It seems a bit dehumanizing of them.
Anna: Yeah, and I have a boyfriend too...

George: Why won't she date me? I guess it's because I'm too nice, and not because I'm a boring asshole with no hobbies, no common interests and I'm overweight! No, it's probably because I'm the nicest guy ever. What a bitch!
Ian: Yeah I know man... I got friendzoned by this girl I knew for two years... She said it's not because I'm ugly and unattractive, but because she doesn't want to ruin our friendship! Stupid bitch, she obviously wants to be treated like shit!

Sally: Why do guys always think that because I don't want to date them, the people I'm interested in are douchebags?
Maddie: Yeah I know what you mean! My boyfriends a really nice guy, plus he's interesting and we have common interests!
by Rooty Tooty Point and Shooty January 15, 2014