Friend Bandit

One who uses a friend as a middle man to other friends in an awkward, aggresive, and obvious fashion.

Natalie is suddenly always hanging out with my bestie Franny. She's such a friend bandit.

by Jefferson C June 12, 2007

Best Friend Bandit

A person who has a new best friend every week. They typically go for those who give them the most attention.

"That girl is such a best friend bandit. She's with a new girl every week."

1: "I like your shoes!"
2: "Really? Wanna be my best friend!!!???

by lalalagirl49850934850 January 31, 2010