FREE-drick dawg -noun

A way to describe a massive penis on a guy with an otherwise normal physique.
*skinny kid grabs his mass of a package*

Guy: "Holy shit! Now that's a friedrich dog!"
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German philosopher who propounded that all masculine dialectics begin as feminine conflicts.
Friedrich Nietzsche argued that the good vs. evil dialectic was a feminine dialectic which replaced the more masculine true vs. false dialectic.

He was interested in the emergence of Jehovah from the Iranian goddess Ishtar or Zarathustra.

His work followed the work of Karl Marx who argued that capitalism was a left-wing idea that had slowly convinced conservatives that it was right-wing.
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An absolute brilliant German philosopher that is often overlooked, overshadowed, underappreciated and/or completely misunderstood. He could deconstruct logical aspects of human concepts that would blow your mind. Even people like Albert Einstein or Rene Descartes would never win; in an argument against Nietzsche. At least, according to Nietzsche's train of thought and his natural strict logic composition; in regards to metaphysics.

Rene Descartes always focuses on "essence" and "truth"; while Nietzsche argues that essence and truth are not real and are only ideas or figments of illusions in our conscious minds. Nietzsche focuses on the subconscious; while Descartes focuses on the conscious mind. "I think, therefore I am."

Nietzsche: You do not "think"!!. You only "believe" that "you think". Your brain is an organ struggling for life, just like your heart, liver, kidneys and everything else!

Descartes: I do not understand what you are saying, Nietzsche!

Nietzsche: You have missed the big picture entirely and focused on the irrelevant, simple matters.

Descartes: I still don't think I hear you!

Nietzsche: Likewise.
Albert Einstein: Doing something over and over again and expecting a different result is the definition of insanity.

Friedrich Nietzsche: No it isn't, Einstein! Doing something over and over again is NOT insanity. The very fact that you use the aspect/essence of "insanity" contradicts the whole concept of: A HAPPENING. A happening is just exactly that: A HAPPENING. An indifferent, recurrent happening. And it will always function in our indifferent universe as: a happening. It is only human judgement and interpretation that: a happening; will be thought of as "insanity". Therefore, doing something over and over again and expecting a different result is NOT insanity. Only human minds can determine what doing something over and over again is. Conclusion: IT IS NEITHER "INSANITY" NOR "SANITY"! IT IS A HAPPENING!

Einstein, Descartes and Everbody else: WOW! MIND = BLOWN
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Sugar daddy of Karl Marx, who gave him a lot of money all the time. He also secretly had a gay relationship with Marx, resulting in the great communism manifesto, which actually resembles the Kamasutra for the politically interested.
Friedrich Engels and Karl Marx are so sweet together!
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Friedrich Merz is a German vampire. He rose to fame as a neoliberal politician within the CDU-party, and is currently trying to weasle himself from political irrelevance to the chancellery. Having absolutely nothing likeable about him, he is now one of the most polarized politicians in Germany. "Doing the Merz" includes whining about being subject to democratic processes by claiming manipulation of the party establishment.
Did you see Donald Trump after losing the presidential election? He was doing the Friedrich Merz!
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the person who i watch everynight while they sleep (your house is blue)
"Damn Friedrich Jaggerager is doing squirt ass right now!"
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The type of male who acts all alone and thinks he’s better than everyone else. A narcissist and woman beater. Doesn’t understand how to apologize to people and acts like a child when he doesn’t get his way. Also fucks 30 yr olds because no one his age likes him.
Don’t act like an Adam Friedrich, that’s the type of person who will make you feel like shit and manipulate you into thinking you’re crazy!
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