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Friction Portals occur from having sex without lube in such a manner that friction builds up to a point in which the space time continuum breaks and/or rips, forming a Friction Portal to another time or dimension.
Side-effects include: pregnancy, Drowsiness, Dizziness, Herpes, and Friction Portals. person 1: I will fuck your mother!
Person 2: I will fuck you in your mother! Person 1: How does that work? Person 2: I fuck so hard, I create friction portals. Person 1: I think, if you're making friction portals, you definitely need some lube. |
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