A dude who stanks up the place with his H.B.O (Haitain body odour) & treats video games like its real life... Well sadly it is his real life cos the kid does fuck all else.. Apart from eating dirt cookies.
Man 1 - "dawg, what is that vile odour?"
Man 2 - "It's that Freshmanjr over there! Lets chase him down & whoop his ass"
Freshmanjr - "Don't make me run, I'll get wet patches under my breasts"