French Ticket

Keying someone's car; keying a car that is parked illegally; From Two Days in Paris the movie
Or taking a shit on someone's windshield

What is that? A french ticket?
He was parked in the handicapped spot so I gave him a french ticket.

by AdamGoldberg April 12, 2009

french parking ticket

1) when you're making out with someone and they keep their mouth to closed to slip your tongue in.
2) when you go to slip your tongue in while making out and your partner bites or just closes their mouth to keep you out.

I was making out with Sabrina when all of a sudden she gave me a french parking ticket!

by MattsRight August 15, 2013