French Roast 

The passing of gas whilst staving off an impending crap, thereby imparting it with the bold flavor and full-bodied aroma of a fresh-brewed crap. A 'near-shart' experience.

Cheeks clenched, he French Roasted and left my cubicle. It smelled as though he'd just shat in the wastebasket.

French Roast by Guano Valdez September 30, 2007

French Roast 

The act of masturbating while using a nice dark french roast coffee grounds as lubricant.

"John why does it reek of coffee near your computer?" "I just watched some porn and gave myself a nice french roast."

French Roast by Epik5 October 24, 2011

frenchtoast 

Slang for fuck. First used in a forum editing war by moderators. Speculation still remains as to who first used it.

That was frenchtoasting awesome!

Stop frenchtoasting editing my post!

frenchtoast by Stick_Branch September 30, 2007

Frenchtoast 

When you are streaming/ videoing online and want to say the f-word without platform moderators busting your balls or demonetizing you.

" Big Shirley smoked a pack of Virginia Slims and drank a pack of Coors light tonight . She is miserable as FRENCHTOAST ! " - Kevin Samuels

Frenchtoast by Casey KC July 14, 2021

frenchtoasted

A level of drunkness originating from The 40 Forty Year Old Virgin "Fuckin French Toast" - Drunk chick that bokes on Andy.

"Dude Gia, you're so frenchtoasted right now"
"Hehehe, Fuckin French toast!!! I want some now."

frenchtoasted by bretsanig2 May 22, 2008

frenchtoast 

1. When the recipricant of a rimjob farts
2. Tasty bread dipped in a mixture of eggs and brown sugar

1.I gave her some frenchtoast last night!
2. Mmmm.. Thats good frenchtoast

frenchtoast by 3rdEyeVis October 29, 2006