Top Definition
A sexual act in which, after yelling "Timber!", one person penetrates the other's anus with a fresh baguette.
If I give you a French Lumberjack in the middle of a forest and no one's around to hear it, does it make a sound?
by Pop Tart Cat Puke July 20, 2012

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