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The French Curry is the act of pushing a plastic straw into ones anus and proceeding to slurp out the sticky mess.
The French Curry has been a technique used by thousands across the world to achieve the 'kick' they were looking for!
Rory: Hey Struan want to do the 'French Curry' tonight?

Struan: No thank you I am full from my hotlunchearlier!
by Sir Narwhal April 07, 2013