Freeport is a decent sized town in NW Illinois, just west of Rockford. The town refers to itself as "the pretzel capital of the world" even though the only pretzels you can buy there are at the 24 hour Walmart. It's high school mascot is even a pretzel. Freeport has many problems. For example, the most exciting thing to do is to see all of the crap that goes on in the dilapidating town. STDs, prostitution, and teen pregnancy are a major problem. This is partly do to the fact that everyone is bored over there, so they just have sex with anyone they can find. However, Freeport does have an interesting part in history: A Lincoln-Douglas debate took place there.
Guy 1: I'm moving to Freeport.
Guy 2: Watch out for those STDs!
by Blitzkid March 26, 2011
An upscale, predominantly preppy town in the state of Maine. Collars are popped, Polo means Ralph Lauren, North Face rules the winter, and you drive around the town in your SUV drinking your Frappucino. Saying someone is 'Freeport' is a compliment, if you like preps.
She is so Freeport or He is so Freeport
by t-shizzle7 November 06, 2005
3.Burnt out town in Pennsylvania. Home to hicks and potheads.

2.Everyone gets along and no one ever fights.
when they argued and shoved eachother a few times, no one got hurt, because it was a FREEPORT fight.
by FirstClassTrash May 23, 2009
Town in northwest Illinois. Totally craptastic. Home to a whole bunch of broke african americans. Home to a bunch of dilapitated Victorian mansions. Home to a whole slew of boarded up houses and garbage littering everywhere. Home to a Days Inn hotel that, while actively in use, looks like an apocalyptic ruin or other vacant abandonement. Freeport is a dump.
The bus goes through freeport on the way to Chi-Town. Don't get off in Freeport. It's not worth the pain.
by Aitlan Favafa April 21, 2005
A hick town in Maine, many wiggers live here.
youu got dat done there chevy 150 in freeport?
by ben April 17, 2005
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