A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of Morgan Freeman.
http://xkcd.com/462/
http://xkcd.com/462/
While surfing the internet, Randall, a sufferer of Freemanic Paracusia, was confronted with a spam advertisement and found comfort in the thought of Morgan Freeman reading it aloud to him: "Why, you could enlarge your penis for cheap. My, my, isn't that something."
by Threegunvash August 15, 2008
Guy1: "Dammit, since I read xkcd I've had Freemanic Paracusia."
Guy2: "You really need to get out more."
Guy2: "You really need to get out more."
by Brainiac42 August 14, 2008
by doublechris August 17, 2008
Even this Viagra spam is soothing when heard through the distorting perception of Freemanic Paracusia: "Why, you could enlarge your penis for cheap. My, my. Isn't *that* something."
by Zephyr Greene August 13, 2008
by dork who reads xkcd August 14, 2008