Freedom-Slovokia seceded from the United States of America in 2009 to escape the tyrannical control of the Irvington High School Advisory system. Today, Freedom-Slovokia stays true to it's name, serving as a safe- haven for any and all refugees from the IHS advisories. Freedom-Slovokia is currently the smallest independent country in the world, around the size of a school cafeteria. Freedom-Slovokia is run by the students, and the advisory acts only as a figurehead to keep administrators from thinking anything is wrong.
Man, my advisory sucks, we have to do work D:

Dude, let's try and escape to Freedom-Slovokia, I hear they don't have to do work and they are completely free!
by A Willer Star Student October 27, 2011
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