Freedom Wood is a lovely predicament where you are in the process of free ballin'
during this process you produce an erection
. This happens because your johnson
rubs freely against your pants or just loves the fresh air.
Guy 1: Dude, I have some awesome Freedom wood!
Guy 2: Mannnn, why did you tell me that?
Guy 1: Im sorry there was a slight breeze.
Guy 2: Thats about as cool as mung