Top Definition
a. Fervently rubbing your lamp in order to release the angry men.
b. to masturbate.
Marcellus: How was your date?
Adam: Terrible, she left me with blue balls.
Marcellus: That blows dude.
Adam: Totally; when I got home, I had to free the genie.
by Bordchef May 24, 2013

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