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Fred: backing out of your duties.likes tulips..and rainbows..never splashes puddles at ppl..or drive their car and splash a huge puddle at someone..not a roadrager..wants to die someday..wants to see his dead dog in the sky and play with jesuses cock.doesnt like shirley..is strange..likes to sit down..hamster..chews things..burps a lot ...repeats..words...lies..trys to make himself luk gud..if gets a promotion could be fired..panic attacks..BAD..being a dude that doesnt take it up the ass..no backbone shallow . lies to ur friends . makes them luk stupid . makes himself look evn more stupid.
buys things for ppl. genuine . very shy . afraid of sharks . gets panic attacks . lies in bed awake wheezing . drives 45 miles.gets stoned . loves traffic . hitches to get rides all over town. not gay . does not partake in homosexual activities unless his wife is involved :( freds ancestors were freed in austrailia hence the name fred.feeds ducks.loves dumpster diving.cant get enough of stockings.loves diana ross.ginger sex.likes to travel.does not smell.
fred.
by igrantyoufreedom October 25, 2010
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A french pedophile.
Oh look, its that french pedo - fred
by jakernub June 29, 2010
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Strong, Athletic, Caring kind of guy spends time with people who care about others and doesnt put up with bull****. Likes to party and meet new people everyday(especially girls).
"Hey Fred!"(GIRL), "Hey! how you doing?"(FRED), "Great, how about you?"(GIRL), "Good, Hey, how would you like to go get some lunch?"(FRED), "That would be great."(GIRL)
by Fred11 February 10, 2009
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fred, nigga

aka weed
"Why were you with Spankey?"
"We were chillin with Fred."
by brrrandi December 17, 2007
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An obese male who is obsessed with girls that are 15 and younger. He sits around and jacks it to Halo and child pornography. Also known as a Fredophile
Fred: "Hey baby how old are you?"
Jess: "I'm 18"
Fred: "Damn, Got any little sisters?"
by Fredophilia July 04, 2009
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Fred is a thing where you easily look at it and throw up and think ''my god its hideous!'' fred banks also sits around in his room mastuerbating to homosexuailty in a sort of Anime style also know the be called as ''Hentai'' Fred banks also snorts cocaine on the toilet as he is too poor to afford a table
Dude i am so fred right now its not even funny

OH my god if i ever become fred i will slit my wrist and suck the bllod out of me to easily die!
by Gfairy6565 October 05, 2008
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A ridiculously lazy and eccentric dog. They are uninterested in treats, bones or toys. They only enjoy resting and napping. Large spaces and freedom cause great anxiety to a Fred. They prefer to be under the bed, behind the toilet or under the kitchen sink.
That Fred hasn't moved in 3 days.
by kimosterberg February 05, 2009
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