A legendary man who started a revolutionary business at one time. Now it stands for a corrupt bullshit establishment full of people who have no idea how to manage people let alone a business.
"I found everything on my list at Fred Meyer," said Ben. "Well, I lost my soul while working there. Was that available for sale yet?", said Jon.
by J. Bosshart April 30, 2008
Man 1: YO brah do you wanna go to Fred Meyers violently??
Man 2: YES! I love going to Fred Meyers on a Tuesday!
Man 2: YES! I love going to Fred Meyers on a Tuesday!
by martinaisobsessedwithfurryporn March 10, 2022