When you are getting ready to do a girl from behind you take a slightly warmed hot dog and stick it in her vagina instead. You then declare "It's in there!" then you sneak out of the room and wait to see how long it takes until she notices that it's not you.
Chris: I totally gave my girlfriend the franking privilege last night!
JC: Was she pissed when she found out it was a hot dog?
Chris: Yeah, but then I face fucked her and told her to shut up.
JC: Was she pissed when she found out it was a hot dog?
Chris: Yeah, but then I face fucked her and told her to shut up.
by DickVanDiken December 5, 2008