2)The act of accidentally cutting the tip of your penis off with a pair of snips or scissors whilst taking part in a craft day.
The severed tip is then used to draw a bloody beard onto your face and then playing golf.
Person 2: Ah DAMN IT! I bloody slipped during craft day and decided to go with it, you should see my penis!
Person 1: That meets all of the criteria of a Frank Nobilo!
Person 2: Agreed!