When you return to your parked car, find a ticket on your front windshield, your driver side window smashed and the glass sprinkled on human feces.
I went to se that 3 million dollar condo in the SOMA the other day and was served a San Francisco Sundae when I got back to my car.
by MysticOgre March 6, 2021
looks like a sweet guy and also a badass. he loves snorting on some cheese powder and pillows powder.
by thewingerman November 24, 2021
A gay sex act in which you have casual oral sex with a person suffering from a yeast infection of the mouth
How was last night?
Yeah... I gotta see the doctor. Last night I fucked Daniel in his hot, wet, yeasty mouth.
Hey man, isn't that called a San Francisco sour dough?
Yeah
Yeah... I gotta see the doctor. Last night I fucked Daniel in his hot, wet, yeasty mouth.
Hey man, isn't that called a San Francisco sour dough?
Yeah
by Ericsegall April 4, 2021
When two dudes stick their flaccid penises in to either end of a toilet paper roll and move it back and forth until they are both erect and cannot remove their penises.
by TheDoomGuy211 February 4, 2020
A guy puts a condom on his foot or hand and covers it in lube. Then proceeds to punch/ kick a private part till it goes in.
by Big chief nutsack July 23, 2016
A poopoo head with a barely functioning sense of humor that offends more people than it makes laugh. He also has too many Bionicles and a questionable search history.
Steve: “Y’know who Matthias Francisco is?”
Sally: “yeah, the guy who tried turning himself into a Bionicle?”
Sally: “yeah, the guy who tried turning himself into a Bionicle?”
by Many_Small_Children June 2, 2020
Ms. Francisco has a beautiful voice. Her voice can out power everyone's voice. Her strong wonderfulness. Is great. She reminds me a wonderful artist that has no name. She has beautiful blond hair that flows through out./ She is always smiling and she is the best teacher ever. Her talent is in the arts and she is the master at that. Her smile can make you go.. woow.
by .0.0l.. ovle.aG:f October 3, 2018