frankenfoot 

(1) A foot that is larger than its counterpart(s) due to genetics, a medical condition, or an injury.

(2) A foot that is encumbered by large, clunky footwear (usually a cast, prescription shoe, or woman's platform shoe.)

Inspired by the "Frankenstein" monster of popular folklore.

(1) Her grotesque frankenfoot frequently became caught in elevator doors, but was a formidable weapon on the soccer field.

(2) Jessica longed to be rid of the frankenfoot her ankle injury had bestowed upon her.

frankenfoot by abitbiz.com July 19, 2004

Frankenphobia 

Morbid irrational fear of biotechnology and/or its products. Endlessly incited by born-again hippie fundamentalists, who would prefer us all to live like Freddie Flintstone. From Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (an endlessly quoted popular reference) and the suffix -phobia.

Morning Flower is spreading her Frankenphobia around again, telling everyone genetically modified tomatoes are bad for their children.

When are these very very trendy people going to accept that Frankenphobia is soooooo yesterday?

Frankenphobia by Fearman January 6, 2008

Frankenpod

An iPod made by an arrogant hipster trying to resurrect one useful iPod out of the bones of many.

"I made that iPod out of multiple ones so It had a death sentence to begin with" "Oh, that's what you get for making a Frankenpod"

Frankenpod by Totes'mcgotes' March 22, 2012

Frankenpoo 

When you shit something that is GREEN, HUGE, and LOOKS ALIVE!!!!

Omg after I ate those taquitos last night I totally shit a Frankenpoo!

I did the biggest frankenpoo last night and clogged the toliet.

Frankenpoo by MyGildedFantasy January 8, 2009

frankenboo 

An ugly boy/girlfriend.

Susie's boyfriend is a frankenboo

frankenboo by l.o.l September 22, 2008

frankenhooker 

A female that looks as if she was constructed from parts that came from different bodies. Common features are (an)unnormally long or large arms, legs, torso, or neck. This ofcourse has to be in contrast to the female's body.

Man, that broad that Paul knocked up's head and neck look like they're off another chick's body. She's such a frankenhooker.

frankenhooker by dpms August 11, 2005

frankenfoods 

Genetically modified crops, done so for the purpose of increasing overall yield, resistance to pests, and other reasons. Been around for awhile, yet nobody has grown an extra head or suffered cancers associated with it.

Frankenfood is a scare term used by European agricultural interests trying to take trade share from US growers; and also used by ignorant folks using it as a lame excuse for yet more yankbashing.

frankenfoods by Zonie Yank February 16, 2005