cool short people know this name. he is their god, lord, and savior. if you think you are under 5'3" and think you are
cool but don't know this name, newsflash you're not
cool.
"
Bro imagine being only 4'11""
"You know what suck it I have Christian Foushee on my side *immense short person
power kick to the shin*"
"Ok ok sheesh short people are
cool I guess"