The things to do before going on a date. All will go well if you do.

1) Shit

2) Shower

3) Safety (Masturbate)

4) Shave

Numbers 2 & 3 are interchangeable.
"Man i'm glad i did the four S prep before going out on friday! That way, i didn't have to worry about smelling bad, looking like a bum, needing to crap, or getting a boner during the date!"
by What_the_define May 12, 2010
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