Top Definition
Eating a fortune cookie whole, then shitting out your fortune.
Friend 1: Dude! You need to break open that fortune cookie before you eat it!

Friend 2: Don't worry, I'm fortune shitting it.

Friend 1: Oh, well its gonna be a shitty fortune then.
by MagnificationMan July 13, 2013
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