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Fort Morgan 

To walk through a drive-thru

Named for a town that smells like actual shit.
Left Tired, car-less, and hungry in Fort Morgan, we had to pursue our meal on-foot.

Fort Morgan 

A town in northeast colorado which welcomes diversity. The top employers here are a beef factory and a sugar beat factory which unfortunately create a very noticeable odor and possibly hazardous air polution. However, without them the town would cease to exist
Fort morgan is that smelly town in morgan county.

Fort Morgan 

A town in north East Colorado. Often called stinky farm town or Fort Mexico. There are many farms located here but there is also a beet factory and a cow slaughter house that burns cow blood every Friday. The greatest entertainment here is McDonalds. Many people here resort to drugs to entertain themselves because this town is very boring besides the random people that hide around corners that will shank you in the back! :D Population - 11,034

11,034 people live in Fort Morgan, CO (Colorado)


39.04% of residents in Fort Morgan, CO are Latino 39%

58.71% of residents in Fort Morgan, CO are Caucasian 58.7%
WHEN A TOURIST VISITS FORT MORGAN.....

tourist- What is that awful smell?
me- oh that could be
1. beets rotting in the ditches
2. Cow blood being burnt
3. Damn Mexicans that never shower!

but most likely the last one!

Fort Morgan Colorado

A town that smells like ass
Oh no kids we driving thru Fort Morgan Colorado cover ur noses

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026