A person who is a clueless dago. They can't eat gluten which is what gives them Emilitis and causes their cluelessness.
by theycallmetheyone September 24, 2018
A word to describe the state of being both fat and horny. Fat girls don't get any as often, and therefore are more desperate to go out and get laid. It doesn't matter how ugly you are, if you are fit and pay the least bit of attention to a forny bitch she will return the attention with all her forny being.
Forny bitches always know how to ruin a night. Oftentimes you'll find one of these amongst a group of hot girls. Once intoxicated, the forny bitch will became your worst nightmare at hooking up with any of the attractive girls in the group. These are called forny den-mothers. They constantly demand attention even though they deserve none. They are not amusing, they are never attractive, avoid at all costs!
Forny bitches always know how to ruin a night. Oftentimes you'll find one of these amongst a group of hot girls. Once intoxicated, the forny bitch will became your worst nightmare at hooking up with any of the attractive girls in the group. These are called forny den-mothers. They constantly demand attention even though they deserve none. They are not amusing, they are never attractive, avoid at all costs!
"Fuck that forny bitch, if it wasn't for her, I'd have woken up next to a slammin' hottie."
"Go eat some burger king and leave me alone you forny whore!"
"Dude I totally fell for that forny gross beezy last night. Talk about beer goggles."
"Go eat some burger king and leave me alone you forny whore!"
"Dude I totally fell for that forny gross beezy last night. Talk about beer goggles."
by RMazz January 16, 2010
Shortened name for "the Fornicator", an affectionate name given to those lucky such people who have photos taken of them in compromising positions (taken unawares), therefore blessing you with a name that you can never shake.
by the_flange August 5, 2008
When your technological devices reach a state of overuse in which they need to be held together by duct tape.
Carlo: Hey Minags, what happened to your laptop?
Minags: Oh, I dropped it and broke the monitor. Now I've got me some Forni Technology, son!
Minags: Oh, I dropped it and broke the monitor. Now I've got me some Forni Technology, son!
by Xenu31Ohhh! June 19, 2009
Fornis is a right-wing noob gamer from the north of Sweden. Like Miffo^ he can mostly be found next to your traschcan, and when you can't find him there, you'd better watch your back..
by Snickers October 17, 2007