A foelber is a german king who, in 1988, defeated the king of Alaska, chester, in a dick contest. Commonly referred to as a bad ass or simply a good friend. Foelbers are found in amazing places like ireland after they migrated from germany in 1996.
Chester: Dude my dick is huge!
Guy: Ya, but not compared to a Foelber.
Chester- aw ur right, I guess i will go jizz on myself in frustration.
Guy: That's the spirit you jack ass!
Guy: Ya, but not compared to a Foelber.
Chester- aw ur right, I guess i will go jizz on myself in frustration.
Guy: That's the spirit you jack ass!
by The daily dragon November 18, 2010