| 1. | Flying Moses | ||
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A fat person trying to crowd surf and when they jumps the crowd parts like the red sea. When someone try to do a stage dive but the crowd moves away (usually happens when fat people try to stage dive). Any attempt at a stage dive or crowd surf that causes the crowd to separate as the person is still in midair. Fat guy: I'm going to go crowd surfing!
Friend #1: Don't do it! *Fat Guy jumps of stage* Crowd: SHIT! *Crowd moves from under the fly fat guy* *Fat Guy falls on his face* Friend #2: Why did you try a flying moses, fat ass? |
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