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Term used for a guy who constantly circles the bar or nightclub trying to get a chick to talk or dance with him.
They sail around a lot but never come into port.
"That Flying Dutchman has hit on every girl in the bar and got turned down. Maybe he should stop trying so hard."
by justaguyinvegas May 22, 2007
when you are siting on the couch, and your fart crawls up your back.
Uh, man I just had the loudest flying dutchman when I was watching porno.
by kein sly July 14, 2006
When you are dealt a pocket 7, 2 off suit in Texas Holdem' poker. This is the best hand you can possibly be dealt in a game of Texas Holdem and instantly trumps any other hand on the table.
Player 1: "Ok im all in"
Player 2: "I will call"
Dealer: "ok lads lets see your cards"

Player 1: "read em and weep, royal flush"
Player 2: "Sorry mate, but I have......the Flying Dutchman!"
by tonymontana6969 December 06, 2010
Its one girl, and 5 guys...one in each hand, one in the mouth and one in each hole down below...essentially she is floating like only the ancient sea-creature would
yo me and my 4 boys had this sick flying dutchman on lisa last night
by christheboy October 28, 2005
The name of a venereal condition that makes it feel like your crotch is infested by crabs, however this is purely psychological and thus the crabs are ghostly.
Man, my balls itch but the doctor says there's nothing wrong.

Sounds like you got the Flying Dutchman.
by Bonasneaks March 28, 2007
Ghost of a dead animated pirate on Spongebob Squarepants.

Ex Bishop Hendricken teacher Jelle Wiersma.
The Flying Dutchman scared the shit out of Patrick.

The Flying Dutchman is my physiology teacher.
by Joe Mama August 23, 2003
The act of having sex with a goose with its head in a dresser drawer, then when you climax, kicking the drawer shut with your feet, making the goose spasm uncontrollably as it dies.
DK-Prof...the original Flying Dutchman.
by Rifleman556 January 18, 2008