When two people are standing facing each other, usually celebrating an event, and one goes in for a high five and the other goes in for a fist bump and their hands collide in a dissapointing way
"I was going in for a fist bump, and he thought we were going to high five, so we just kind of.... flumped. "
by ArmyInfantry11B September 18, 2016
Northern English term for the bulge in the gusset of a females knickers (flump). Sometimes referred to as a camal toe.
by Daily flumper January 3, 2019
The act of two obese people having sweaty, fatty sex. Generally accompanied by the flat sound of skin flapping against skin, as well as by general walrus-like bellowing.
by yagoah April 22, 2009
1.'V' The nearly boneless collapse of a young animal, especially a puppy, when they run out of energy after an energetic play session. This is a cross between a flop and a slump.
2. 'N' Someone who performs a similar activity, for example collapsing on a chair or couch after a long day.
2. 'N' Someone who performs a similar activity, for example collapsing on a chair or couch after a long day.
The Newfoundland puppy flumped onto the tile floor. After an all night poker party, John was nothing but a flump.
by Mad Doc G March 8, 2009
To spread yourself out and not bother to move again at a sleepover on the floor with desired bedding. Flumping is best performed in a sleeping bag against another body in a sleeping bag and a second body flumping on a sofa with a quilt.
by Roz February 15, 2004
That flump crushed me last night!
by KL June 29, 2003