Flump

When you're not exactly Fat, and you're not exactly Plump, you're Flump!

I need to lose some flump at the Gym.

by Cyclops Man May 9, 2018

flump

the action of farting before sex

You're about to have sex and the man/woman flump (farts)

by David Hooper-Whooper May 18, 2009

Flump

The act of

Fucking
Licking
Umbilicus
Masturbation
Pelting

Dude last night I gave my GF some Flump.

by Rick Suncurve May 17, 2018

Flump

A person who can be friendly but is annoying

"If you are mean and scam you are a flump

by Flempling December 6, 2020

Flump

In Rainbow Six Seige when everyone on your team uses their ability all at once.

Boys I’m pushing Operation Flump is a go!

by FlintySpark026 May 17, 2018

Flump

The act of taking an enormous dump on any type of floor. The act is usually performed when one is scared shitless and one is not able to reach a shower to take a shump.

Nessie took a flump when she failed her English exam qand could not find a shower to shump. She immediately proceeded to take of her pants, sit on the floor, and take a nice, long, warm flump.

by Nessel-Shump N' Flump August 22, 2014

Flump

The act of collapsing onto something or someone like a sad, jiggly, shoved over serving of jello.

Person #1: I'm gonna flump on you now.
Person #2: Oh god no...
Person #1: *getting closer* I'm gonna do it
Person #2 doN'T YOU FUCKING DA-
Person #1: *flumps onto person #2) I did it.
Person #2 *flailing like an aggressive kitten* GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!

by Zodozer September 6, 2015