Floor Biscuit 

A Lazy Fatass that spends his time in bed,laying on the couch or on the floor doing absolute nothing in life and is gonna die eventually.

Rodger: " I feel so lazy today."
Maritza: " Your such a Floor Biscuit!"
Rodger: " Shut up babe!, You're gonna be next!"
Marizta: " Fuck you, no, I'm not you fucknugget!"

Floor Biscuit by RoadLiquor13 February 18, 2011

Flour Your Biscuits 

To flour one's biscuits one must rub baby powder one one's own buttocks and run from one's sexual partner while the sexual partner tries to spank it off.

Yeah Brian and I spanked my biscuits last night. There was baby powder everywhere!! Have you ever had Doug try to flour your biscuits before?

Flour Your Biscuits by Naughty Powder Fairy 69 January 24, 2013