A human like creature that resides primarily on floors. This creature has an insatiable appitite for heroin methamphetamine and trinket trading and a strange obsession with magic. If encountered euthanize at once to avoid possible infection. If infected by this beast you will slowly turn into a worthless garbage spreading soul sucking fucktard.
The floor hippie has completely ruined my carpet by leaking unfathomable amounts of bullshit and lies from every orifice.
by Jbar1997 October 15, 2015
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