The cutest asshole you will ever have the pleasure of knowing. But she will crush you with her love of noya, extreme memeing and her talent at literally everything
by littleleef October 13, 2014
When a man is banging a chick doggy style and he takes a dip from his lip and packs it in her butt. He then flips her on her back and uses a match to light her vaginal hair while yelling “Freedom!”
by Stephen Roche November 8, 2017
Similar to a muzzleloader; place your chewing tobacco on your partners asshole then pack it in using your dick. Then quickly light the hairs on their asshole on fire and watch them shoot across the bed faster than a speeding bullet.
Last night I tried to do a change up to the ol’ muzzleloader and tried the Kentucky flintlock. Learned the smell of burned ass hair is a turn off for her.
by BigToeMo December 12, 2020
n: motherloving tool
by bringbackthemotherflippin'duel May 11, 2020
“The act of fingering a woman aggressively till climax whilst one’s hands are covered in gunpowder.”
by Mr_Rogers June 20, 2023
The practice of inserting your index finger and middle finger into the anus of a woman whilst rubbing her clitoris vigorously with your thumb, forming the shape of an 18th century flintlock pistol whilst making her go "Arrrrrrrr" like a pirate.
Last night my wife asked me to give her the Pirates Flintlock. It was like been in bed with Long John Silver.
by Slimy Slitter March 10, 2016