Flash Cook 

The act of busting ass that is so rancid and rotten that it burns the nose hairs, flesh and very soul of anyone within a 30 foot radius of ground zero.

A fart comparable to the fallout of a hydrogen bomb blast.

Dropping a deuce so horrible that it stinks up the entire household, both floors, top and bottom, and having all disregard for doors and windows.

After Mexican food for lunch, Russell leaned up in his chair and flash cooked me.

During a corporate wide meeting, I flash cooked the room.

That Taco Bell made me flash cook my apartment building last night.

Flash Cook by stop using my name January 20, 2010

flesh cookie 

a woman's vagina; fresh and warm like a cookie straight out of the oven

I'd certainly love to pull down her panties and shove her flesh cookie right in my mouth

flesh cookie by CanadianDudeEH! January 13, 2018

Flashbooking 

A mash-up of "flashback" and "Facebooking." Occurs when a friend likes/comments on an embarrassing Facebook status or photo from many years ago, causing it to go to everyone's newsfeed, thus making the person ashamed of their stupidity/awful haircut/mirror selfie.

Erica was Flashbooking last night and got me good. I forgot I still had those selfie's from high school bandcamp on my Facebook.

Flashbooking by The Pilge April 17, 2014