by rektmateo July 21, 2015
A long, thin, flat piece of poop. Something that most commonly a small dog makes that you will never see until it's on the bottom of your shoe.
by JinnyLane July 6, 2011
by Brett January 29, 2005
Flapdoodle is a whimsical and endearing term that refers to nonsense or foolish talk, often characterized by its utter lack of substance and logical coherence. Imagine someone rambling on and on about something utterly trivial or absurd, and you've got yourself a hearty serving of flapdoodle. It's as if words are dancing aimlessly in a tornado of silliness, leaving you bewildered and amused all at once. This word is like a linguistic feather tickling your funny bone!
Usage Example 1: "I couldn't help but burst into laughter when Bob started spouting absolute flapdoodle about his pet rock being an intergalactic ambassador."
Usage Example 2: "The politician's speech was a masterclass in flapdoodle, as he promised to solve global warming with rubber ducks and bubblegum."
Usage Example 2: "The politician's speech was a masterclass in flapdoodle, as he promised to solve global warming with rubber ducks and bubblegum."
by Autterpop October 12, 2023
by Warrants November 9, 2008
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1.Verb: A person who is basically a yo-yo type, someone who just bounces back and forth and never decides what they want. Just as they think they have figured what they want, they draw you in, and as soon as you are drawn in, they retract. They are flap-happy. They are unstable individuals who pretend to be highly stable, pompously so. Beware of flapdoodles: they are usually full of emotional baggage.
2.Verb: To behave as a flapdoodle as in definition one.
3. Noun: Also can mean a bunch of nonsense.
2.Verb: To behave as a flapdoodle as in definition one.
3. Noun: Also can mean a bunch of nonsense.
1. Mr. GG thought wasn't sure of what he wanted. He went back and forth, never making up his mind. He thought he wanted a relationship, then he didn't want one, and then he did, and then he didn't, and then he was in an emotional limbo for a week, so then he decided to go find another woman to date. He was such a flapdoodle.
2. Gabe behaved like such a flapdoodle. He acted like a yo-yo, never making up his mind and behaving inconsistently.
3. Mr. GG is flapdoodle.
2. Gabe behaved like such a flapdoodle. He acted like a yo-yo, never making up his mind and behaving inconsistently.
3. Mr. GG is flapdoodle.
by None Nobody December 20, 2005